We Aren't Accepting New Orders Until August

We know you've been dying to buy that Fart you've had your eye on, but we here at Farts & Crafts have decided not to take on any new orders until Pitchfork is done. There are only two of us, and we both have full-time "real" jobs, so we don't really relish the idea of being drenched in cross stitch for the next month.

But please don't forget us! And if you come to Pitchfork, please look for us in the DEPART-ment tent!

Thanks!

Good News, Chicago

We will be selling our Farts at the Pitchfork Music Festival this year, via DEPART-ment! If you're planning on coming to the festival, make sure you stop by and check us out!

http://www.pitchforkmusicfestival.com

The Wonders of the IntarWeb

I stumbled across this today via Google Images.

Not only did Tim Heidecker put my picture on his Tim & Eric blog, it was also "threadspotted" over at Threadless (my favorite t-shirt site -- I own over 2 dozen of their shirts).

More For Sale

We just put up three new farts in our Etsy store:

1 Don't Be a Douchebag
1 d20
1 You Taste Like a Burger

Buy them so my life seems worthwhile. They're $30 each, plus $5 for s/h.

http://fartsncrafts.etsy.com

We love you all.

Chippy Goes to a Deserving Home

I hope Tim & Eric love their Chippy.

Fart #23 - Foux Du Fafa, version 2.0

Apparently I can't spell nonsensical French. So I re-did this one according to the spelling on Sub-Pop's website.

Fart #25 - That's What She Said

For all you Dunder Mifflin fans out there.